What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 04:05

Dr No
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Octopussy
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.